Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
William Bumiller (Roger)
Matt Landers (Photograph)
Giovanni Ribisi (Kassierer)

Ellen's driver's licence pics turn out badly again and again. Being resigned she tears the licences into pieces, just to be stopped by a cop afterwards.

Ellen and her friends try to rescue Holly from her boyfriend Roger who irons his jeans, barks like a dog and wants to dump Holly after he slept with her.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Alice Hirson (Lois)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Sully Diaz (Maria)
Christine Rose (Susan)

Ellen's mom advises Ellen to buy her boss Susan a gift although she don't really want to. At Susan's house the nanny hears Ellen saying bad things about her boss, and is soon blackmailed by the nanny... Meanwhile Holly and Anita try to make some money buying art in El Salvador...

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Kurt Fuller (Dr. Collins)

To get their new fridge a little bit cheaper, Ellen and Adam use Anitas employee discont to get a new one - the only catch is, the fridge is delivered to Anitas house. This leads to a lot of fridge transport in the next days.

Meanwhile Adam was involved in a car accident and trys to get smart-money for his fake injuries from the insurance company.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Greg Germann (Rick)
Mariska Hagitay (Dora)

Adam watched how his girl-friend is mugged on the street, but he's too much of a coward to step in or tell her that he saw the crime - instead he says Ellen can identify the culprits.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Clea Lewis (Audrey)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Greg Germann (Rick)
Lane Davies (Nate)

Ellen has problems with her new call waiting and in a mix-up she tells her pain-in-the-neck friend Audrey how much she dislikes her. But because of her bad conscience she tries to make it up with her.

Holly thinks men are only interested in women with big breasts, so she agrees to start an experiment…

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Greg Germann (Rick)
Don Lake (Bob)
Steven Flynn (Joe)

Adam wants a better apartment and so he tries to butter up Bob, the rent-control guy. He tells him Ellen is his wife, just like Ellen who introduced Adam as her husband on a class-reunion. This ends up in lots of trouble when Rick, Ellen's bunch back in highschool, shows up…

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Brian McNamara (Jim)
Earl Boen (Hubert)
Elinor Donahue (Dolores)

Anita und her boy-friend made a hot video of themselves, and when Anita's parents visit her, she brings it to Ellen's apartment to hide it. But at the latest when Adam makes a copy of "The brian-body connection" for Anita's parents, things get really complicated...

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
David Anthony Higgins (Joe)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Christine Rose (Susan)
Tommy Hinkley (Steve)

Ellen's boss turns a part of the book store into a Café and so Ellen kind of gets her first employee: 'Brewmaster' Joe Farrell - but because Joe is kind of arrogent, getting along is kind difficult for them in the beginning.

Holly's boyfriend appears to be interested in Ellen, too, but Ellen's attempts to prove Holly that it's true make her look like she's a boyfriend stealer.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
David Anthony Higgins (Joe)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Alice Hirson (Lois)
Steven Gilborn (Harold)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
John Bowman (Glenn)

Ellen buys a new car just to cheer up a unsuccessful salesman. But then she has to cancel the sale because she can't afford the car and her parats are not able to lend her any money because they are broken, too. Finally Ellen gets the salesman a job in the book store because she still feels sorry for him, but then it turns out he's not pitiable at all.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
David Anthony Higgins (Joe)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Tony Cerreiro (Jackson)
Todd Waring (William)
Tracy Tweed (Tara)

Each Ellen, Adam and Holly answer a personal ad: Holly becomes such a good friend for her new boy-friend that she helps him return to his divorced wife, Ellen finds Mr. Perfect - except he cannot kiss - and Adam has to learn that honesty will get you anywhere.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
David Anthony Higgins (Joe)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Christine Rose (Susan)

Ellen's boss needs an companion for a wedding, so Ellen suggests Adam. The wedding evening gets a hot night for Adam and Ellen's boss, but Adam's hopes are far away from being realistic.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
David Anthony Higgins (Joe)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Peter Krause (Joe)
Brian Leckner (Türsteher)

Ellen's new boyfriend is eight years younger than her, and so she desperately tries to look young and hip.

Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)
David Anthony Higgins (Joe)
Arye Gross (Adam)
Steven Gilborn (Harold)
Holly Fulger (Holly)
Maggie Wheeler (Anita)
Dennis Burkley (Nestor)
Joanna Daniels (Tracy)

Ellen's cousine Tracy visits Ellen in Los Angeles and everything goes wrong. And the desaster is complete when Tracy starts to go out with Nestor, a rocker poet.